Rev. Murphy's Law states that:
the day before you leave for your holiday, the person who has seen you every day for the last two weeks and said nothing of substance, suddenly has a major discussion that has to be held right away.
the Sunday you 'borrow liberally' from a sermon by a famous preacher is the day one of the guests heard that preacher give the sermon two years ago.
if a member of the congregation is unhappy with the priest, they will tell everyone in the church (and their bridge club and their garden club and their reading group and their bowling club and their ...) EXCEPT the priest.
if you ever have the audacity to have a particular parishioner in mind when preparing your sermon, that person will be away on Sunday.
the moment I predict that Mrs. Jones will probably not last another 24 hours, she takes a week to die.
a "Pillar" will die, or be angry with something, the church will make an insurance claim, or the organist will quit while the priest is either leaving for or on holiday.
any time paperwork embarrassingly piles up in the office, someone of importance will come visiting.
visitors will be talked about, but not to. (Who were those people last Sunday? I never saw them here before!)
priests are loved and have busy schedules. Not burdening them with calls about illnesses and hospitalisations shows how much parishioners care for them.
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04/06/07 @ 17:51